Nothing is more
repugnant than the
smell of injustice.


Ignorance breeds
poverty and poverty
breeds ignorance.

It is time we Filipinos
join hands to break
this vicious cycle.
Buhay Estudyante - Jokes at mga Patawa
Dyok tym ng mga estudyante at kabataang Pilipino.
Mga biro at jokes lang po... hehehe

Teacher
Student 1
Teacher
Student 2
Teacher
Student 3



Teacher
Mario
Teacher
Greg
Teacher
Judy



Teacher
Student



ashes
ballon
car
cough
drug
goodbye
hazy
naked
cute



Rex
Rap





Teacher
Student
History lesson
-  Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan? The name starts with L and L.
-  Lito Lapid?
-  Mali! Hint, matapang siya at walang kinatatakutan.
-  Mam, si Loren Legarda?
-  Mali rin. Hint uli, inuulit kung bigkasin ang pangalan nya.
-  Naku, si Lot-lot Mam?


History pa rin
-  Mario, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
-  Hindi po, Mam.
-  Greg, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
-  Hindi rin po, Mam.
-  Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?
-  Mam, baka nasa kabilang section siya...


History na may kasamang current events
-  Alam nyo ba kung sino ang pumatay kay Andres Bonifacio?
-  Mam, nasa TV Patrol na po ba?


French lesson naman
-   a vou
-   lo vou
-   re vou
-   u vou
-   sha vou
-   ba vou
-   mala vou
-   hu vou
-   a cou (hehehe, joke lang po!)


Kaya mahirap ang Math
-  Ang hirap ng math test natin kanina. Nahirapan ako sa mga tanong.
-  Ako naman nadalian lang sa mga tanong. Dun ako nahirapan sa mga sagot.


At sa science class naman
The teacher was showing the ill effects of alcohol. She dropped a worm
in a glass filled with alcohol and the worm died instantly.
-   What did you learn from this demo?
-   If we drink alcohol we don't get worms!

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Mga Patawang Pinoy at Pinay
Rap & Rex Pinoy Jokes
Sari-saring Pinoy Dyoks
Balitang Barbero at Patawang Kutsero
Mabuti Nga (Stupid criminal jokes)
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